Potential Presidential Sound Bites

Posted by Thomas Fri, 09 Feb 2007 23:20:46 +0000

This is the terrorism stance I would use if I were running for president:

“It’s time to chill the f*ck out. To quote some old dude, ‘The only thing we have to fear is fear itself’. Enough said, next question.”

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  1. Cole said on February 10, 2007 @ 11:47 pm:

    I’ve got a great one from either Leno or Letterman the other night. He had some mock interview with a presidential hopeful.
    Interviewer: What would you do about the Shi’ites in Iraq?
    Presidential Hopeful: Umm, Imodium.

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