Posted by Thomas Fri, 09 Feb 2007 23:20:46 +0000
This is the terrorism stance I would use if I were running for president:
“It’s time to chill the f*ck out. To quote some old dude, ‘The only thing we have to fear is fear itself’. Enough said, next question.”
I’ve got a great one from either Leno or Letterman the other night. He had some mock interview with a presidential hopeful.
Interviewer: What would you do about the Shi’ites in Iraq?
Presidential Hopeful: Umm, Imodium.